![]() ![]() ![]() Yet in light of all of this conflicting evidence, unverified speculations, and the hidden agendas of Twitter influencers using the FLOTUS's alleged head game as fuel for their own political agendas one question remains – is Nancy Reagan actually the Throat GOAT? Even amid this uncertainty, the whispers making up this long-running rumor, the answer to this noble inquiry is a resounding yes – a testament not necessarily to Reagan's supposedly mind-blowing blow job skills or lack thereof, but the broader, historical implications of even being in the running for such a highly-coveted title. In a 1998 article discussing presidential oral through the lens of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, local New York City newspaper The Village Voice claimed that "j ust-say-yes Nancy - in the days when she was Nancy Davis - was known to give the best blowjob in town," they continued, adding that her, erm, supposed skills “must have made her very popular with Ronnie as well.” While some may say that rumors are just that, we, for the utmost scientific reasons, have decided to get to the bottom (or should we say top) of these whisperings, uncovering the oral, oral history of the former FLOTUS, and investigating whether or not the right-wing icon had actually managed to earn the title of the Throat Goat over the course of her 94 years on this planet.Īccording to her 1992 unauthorized biography entitled Washington Babylon, the former FLOTUS “was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex.not only in the evening but in offices," it read, adding that her head skills were purportedly “one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot." And it wasn't just biographies. Ahh, Nancy Reagan, the former First Lady of the United States famed for basically ignoring the HIV/AIDS crisis, encouraging the youth of America to “Just Say No" to drugs and for giving absolutely god-tier head? Over the past several days, an alleged aspect of her legacy has reemerged, fascinating our, weird, horny, collective consciousness - the pervasive rumors that from her Hollywood days to her time spent in the Oval Office supporting her husband, President Ronald Reagan, as he laid the groundwork for everything we know and love, like trickle-down economics, the severe deregulation of financial markets, and right-wing death squads in South America, Nance' was out there giving legendary dome.
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